Have you ever been placed in an embarrassing situation due to sex toys?

I have just had the refuse collection men empty my bin, but there must have been a problem as most of the contents of my bin are now all over the street, this could only have happened on the week I had decided to throw out some old sex toy stuff! So to paint a picture, it's like a sex fetish grave yard on my street, yes the neighbours are out spectating, there's a blow-up doll, life-size fisting dildo, a horse dildo and several other large and interesting dildos strewn across the tarmac! Not to mention the offending bin is now the only one placed directly next to all this, and yes it has those big number stickers on! So it's clearly obvious who the owner of all these sex toys are!

Has anything like this ever happened to you or something equally embarrassing!?