Create a shopping list of sex toys to buy your nearest and dearest family for Christmas 2017:

Grandma
Vintage style classic vibrator
Vajazzle set
Lubricant

Grandad
Penis pump
Cock ring
Viagra

Mum
Bullet vibe
Pocket rocket

Dad
Prostate massager
Blowjob sex machine

Son
Fleshlight
Condoms

Daughter
We-Vibe Jive


I think I have got all bases covered for gifts here, care to share your list to see how it would compare.
Of course this is just for fun and won't really be buying anyone other than my OH a sex toy for xmas.