My kids are just so inquisitive, which means they're always finding my sex toys.

I have tried hiding them in all the usual places such as at the back of drawers, wardrobe, etc etc, but just like I always seemed to do when I was young, my children have no trouble finding them.

My collection includes nothing explicit, LELO vibrators and other high end products that bare no resemblance to sex. But still, they need to be hidden away, so where do you hide yours?